& K A T I E
mrsanthropic:

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

I c u neopet reference

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

 

(via justanotherobstacle495)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via swimmingthroughthestereo)

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: holybae, via cumfort)

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

(via departured)